BANHAMMER

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BANHAMMER is an EPICLY STRONG guild based mostly in F29. BAN is a shadowy organization that is connected to the Freemasons and the UFO CONSPIRACY. It is BAN's considered position that MODS have delicious derbs. The following is true of BAN:

• hits must be made for profit -- not just credits, but also the intangible profit of things like ruining someone's game, perma-occing until they quit, that sort of thing. It warms BAN's cold, grey hearts.
• hamsters must be named "SPECIAL PATROL GROUP"
• zerg rush any n00b who loses level protection

ORZ connection to BAN?

BAN ARE FROM DIFFERENT *LEVELS*. BAN MOSTLY *SPREADS* FROM *BELOW*. BUT ALSO FROM *ABOVE*, *SIDEWAYS*, AND *IN BETWEEN*. *CAMPERS* CANNOT *SPREAD* TO OTHER *LEVELS*. THIS IS WHY BAN ARE *DANCING* WITH THEM AND *DISSOLVING* THEIR MOBILE DERB FIELDS.*CAMPERS* WHO TRY TO HIDE MOBILE DERB FIELDS MAKE BAN *FRUMPLE*.

Delicious Dinners Include (but are not limited to)

UFP tastes like chicken. BLG is a little gamey but good with some CoFSM to wash it down.

The BAN Process

This diagram explains it perfectly. Any questions, please send them to a BAN member along with a list of your base coordinates and we will arrange a demonstration.

NOM NOM NOM.