On Your Derbs
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Dibz, The Mystery Unfolds
While much of there history is shrouded in ancient myth, hidden legend, and grand players from the beginnings of the server there is one thing known: THEY LOVE DERBZ. They have shown unusual levels of perserverance with not even a name change or a flinch as they where dethroned by the XI family. They are currently ranked(4/28/10) as the 8th most powerful in the server of Fenix ruled by a mysterious trinity(Shub,WARMACHINE,Yoshi(trade master and rumored to be the most sane)) known for loving three things: derbz, forums, and hitting XI and UC(whom they consider the same thing). They are also equally defined by the one overall philosophy of "Kill all of XI, God knows his own!" While both liked and hated in droves, DiBz is considered one of the saving graces of Fenix as they help keep the server interesting. Indeed, there hatred of XI is so great that if WARMACHINE and Exar Kun ever made peace, the world would most likely end in any number of religous and/or nonreligous ways not the least of which is flying lesbian monkeys killing people with their cookie crumbs as they derbz mountainous buildings, collecting them and transforming them into cookies with such horrors committed that not even Belldandy would forgive them. Like or hate them, they demand respect as at least the United Colonies have come to realize. For more information, please contact the trinity...at your own peril. I suggest jokes and good humor and being over level 60 with no good relation to XI.
With WAR MACHINE being deleted, DiBz is in ruins with there best player gone(SHUB is the main leader but WAR MACHINE the most skilled and active...). DiBz may finally be disbanding.
Joining UF
DiBz is now officially merged with SGC to become UF, therefore it is late, deceased, part of the choir invisible, ceased to be, 6 foot under, etc... Good day.
