Smoke
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Smoke is a patsy.
This story takes place in a far, far away galaxy...
Introduction: There were 4 dudes wo were determinat seduce Laddy GAGA , so they made a bet betwen them , the one guy that *beep* with lady GaGa first and win the bet would be able to *beep* rape all the other but with a suprise Fruit :) ...
The Story: The 4 dudes were SMOKE (the king *beep*) , Tyler (Queen Biatch), TskMgr (no one kwoes wath he/it is) and Chadders (queen of britan)... The story takes place in a little pub run by Lord Nelson, were the 4 *beep*s were getting drunk and high on weed, sudlently while Tyler wank one off the Lady GAGA vedeoclip start passing on TV and even Chadders ho were lying under the beer tab stand up (badly) to watch it... Rigth afther the ending of the clip they all agree and made the bet about GAGA and *beep* with her :), and off they go without paying the bill as they leave, LOrd Nelson start calling them names and searching for the truck key to run them over, so smoke and his crew get to the pink gay ship just in time to escape the wrath of Lord Nelson. Smokes ship mobile passed trow 2 or 3 JG and killed over 50 =R= Hookers , and finalle reach over Lady GAGA house, they run for the trunk to get the rope(to tie her),the scarf(to blindfold her), and an oil for smoke (its a fetish of him) they close the trunk and run towards the house to rape her but somethings wrong..... they start hearing some sexy groans comming from Laddy GAGA house, they run towards the window and they see Tyler the *beep*er didn't go to the trunk and reatch Lady GAGA first but there was something wrong about that, the groans come from Tyler not GAGA, sudently they see a huge dildo witch Lady is *beep* rapping Tyler :) :) they all fall in huge laughts teasing tyler... When Tyler finaly cames out with a completly new walk :) the crew is still laughing then Tyler said: "Well i win the bet now its time for your *beep* rapping by fruit guys" , betew laughs chadders says: "you dind *beep* her lololol she *beep*ed you lololol" , then Tyler reminds them that the bet was to "*beep* with her" not "*beep* her" and as they get a shocked face, Tyler brings a sack of watermelons and say this is the Suprise fruit :) and i didn't bring a knif :) :) :) :)
Clouser: The rest of the conten you all know, all the pictures taken by Tyler of that moment were confiscated by Smoke.... Here ends my Fantasy Fanfic another smelly *beep* stincky story broth to you FROM LISBON, Portugal to all Family GOON's
Smoke. Smoke is a word echoed by the titans of AE. His origins are feasibly on par with that of the universe. While most of you have heard of the big bang, smoke has been hypothesized to have been created by the Soft bang. You see when two amazing elements unknown to our own ideas of space and time came together they so violently copulated that existance was recreated.
Smoke's addolescence in the early galaxies of astro empires is about as trustworth as the bible. He shares many attributes with jesus. But it was not until his "second comming" in gamma that he fully utilized his potential. Drawing his destiny in the stars smoke orchestrated a comradery amongst goons that has since been unrivaled in the gooniverse. His name is still mentioned with awe and long pauses.
It is true that smoke had forsaken his allies at one point, but as the ebb and flow of the universe (and smokes hydroponic underground cannabis growing operation) or the tides of the ocean (smoke becomes a wolf when the tide is low) smoke came back to reclaim his thone. He currently resides above his high council of loyal subjects, each representing a single beautiful quality of his, each his children, each is lover.
