We Ban You Because We're Bored
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AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks is a guild coming from a humble beginning. Born in the turmoil of Kingdroid's mind, AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks was destined to be a guild nobody would understand. Cheered on by his Life Cheerleader Balance of Judgement he quested, and found many noble mentally ill raiders to aid him in his quest. AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks waited impatiently for many days for F29 to open. In these hard days, their already ravaged minds, deteriorated greatly. Finally F29 opened, and on Day 2 of The Creation Kingdroid said, "MAY THERE BE AIDS!" and he saw that it was so.
The Inner Workings of AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks
AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks is base don the basic belief of serious business. AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks believes that the internet is super serious, and should never be taken lightly. Lulz = serious, so therefore AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks follows the guidelines of lulz. Lulz is a basic following.
Guidelines are:
- You MUST ruin non-guild members playing experience
- You MUST choose exp and serious lulz over your rank
- You MUST post at least 20 pictures of porn on the Trade Board every day
Kingdroid and Balance of Judgement are the main leaders, with a follow-up command staff. Mostly the members organize their own hits,a nd do as they please, since nobody is off-limits. Kingdroid and Balance of Judgement make most of the diplomatic decisions, important ones can be delegated by the members.
Wartime History of AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks
Being as lulz seeking as AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks is, it is apparent that they have been in a constant state of warfare. AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks helped bring down the menace known as MSFT and later merged with the good players from that guild. having picked up some Hungarians along the way, their new barbarian raiding force was ready for action. AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks set out to conquer the fertile valley known to all as F28. Still initiating complete lock down AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks has grown exponentially in power since the invasion. Some guilds that are aiding in the growth of AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks are: BLG, UFP, SC, SM, CoFSM, and a few lesser guilds.
AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks vs. Rave
AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks and RAVE have a history lasting through many servers, some say before The Creation even. Many forum battles have been fought between the two sides, with neither being able to gain the upper hand. Next, they started trading MSPaint, with RAVE being somewhat more with the upper hand. Then it came to the in-game showdown when AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks with the help of ~JR~ who lended a JG, AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks snuck into F21 and smashed every RAVE mobile on the gate. 2,302,587 in Debris [1]was made by the battle, with AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks getting the derbs, the might RAVE was brought to their knees, and forced to give AIDS/***/MODS/***/Secks head.
